Where Did All the Items Go?
Written By : Colin Basnett
seiferoth_01@hotmail.com
In Costa Del Sol
Cloud : Walks into his
Costa Del Sol Condo
"Ah...Another relaxing
day at Costa Del Sol..."
Tifa :
"Ahhh!!!!!"
Cloud : $@#?! Now what??!!
Cloud : Runs outside to see
what's going on
Tifa and Aeris : (Run into
Costa Del Sol) "Ahhh!!!!!"
Cloud : "Another one
of those Giant Ornament Eggs,
eh?" (Uses Fire 3 on
Giant Ornament Egg)
Tifa : "Oh Thank you
Cloud!" (Kisses him on cheek)
Aeris : "Thank
you!" (Kisses him on other cheek)
Cloud : "Didn't I tell
you to keep the Fire Materia
with you before you left
for Rocket Town?"
Tifa and Aeris : (Shrugs
their shoulders)
Cloud : "Well next
time listen!"
Barret : (Walks in to condo
from the beach) "Damn! I
need a towel or two!"
Red XIII : (Gnawing on
towel) "Uh...here..." (Hands
Barret the soggy towel)
Barret : (Grimaces at the
towel) "Uh...no
thanks...Good for nothin'
cat."
Cid : (Approaches in the
Highwind overtop of Costa Del
Sol) "Hey guys!"
Everyone : "Hey What
took you so long!?"
Cid : "Shera was still
fixin' me some frickin' tea but
she took too frickin' long
so I frickin' left..."
Everyone : "Quit
sayin' frickin!"
Everyone At The Beach :
"Ahhh!"
Cloud : "What the
hell's their problem?"
Emerald Weapon : (Rises out
of the water)
Jonathan Higgins : "Oh
my god, Magnum!"
Everyone : "Get back
in your own fan fic man!"
Jonathan Higgins :
"Ooops!" (Gets back in his own fic)
Cloud : "I thought we
beat that sea water drinking,
seaweed haired, Mr. Dolphin
eating idiot!"
Tifa : "Yeah!"
Emerald Weapon :
"Sorry guys, Ruby Weapon used a
Phoenix Down on me!"
Everyone : Hey, Author!
What are you doin' to us!?"
Author : "......I had
to have a problem so this is
it...Every good story has
to have a problem you
know......"
Barret : "Who cares
about good writing skills! Just
get us out of this!"
Author : Okay...I'll get
you out of THIS problem..."
(Calls up the Ruby Weapon,
Ultima Weapon, and Diamond
Weapon..."
Phone Starts to Ring
Ruby Weapons Answering
Machine : Hi, You have reached
1-800-CALL-RUBY The Ruby
Weapon is unable to take
your call so we ask you
leave a detailed message, why
you want to die and your
phone number so we can back
to you as soon as we can.
Thank you. Have A Great
Day"
Author: "Okay, Time for
the Ultima Weapon..." (Calls
Ultima Weapon)
Phone Starts to Ring
Ultima Weapons Secretary :
"Hello?"
Author : "Hi, I'd Like
To Talk to Ultima Weapon,
Please"
Ultima Weapons Secretary :
"Yes, I'll Get Him On The
Line Right Away..."
5 Hours Later...
Author : ZZZZzzz
Ultima Weapon :
"Hello?"
Author : (Wakes Up)
"What?…Oh yeah…Ultima??? Can you
by any change come to Costa
Del Sol to destroy
AVALANCHE?
Ultima Weapon : "Yeah,
Sure I'll be right over…"
Authors Cell Phone :
Ring!!!!!
Ruby Weapon : "Hello?"
Author :
"Yeah...Ruby...uh...I don't exactly want to
die but I know some people
who do! Come to Costa Del
Sol and I'll Show
You..."
Ruby Weapon :
"Okay...But they better be tasty!!!"
Author : "Should I
call Diamond Nah…He's to weak..."
A few minutes later...
All Weapons : (Come
Stomping Into Costa Del Sol and
squish a few tourists)
Yuffie : "Grr...I hate
that stupid author! I'll have
to steal some of his
materia..."
Author : "Sorry
Yuffs...I took your Steal Materia
Away...Heh Heh Heh
Heh..."
Yuffie : "I wish that
author would disappear..."
Barret : (Starts to fire at
the Weapons) "Damn! Did
the author steal my Missin'
Score?"
Author : (Tossing Missing
Score up in the air) "I'll
just add this to my little
collection."
Cloud : "At least he didn't
steal my
Ultima-What!!!!!!"
Author : (Steal Ultima
Weapon) "Yoink!"
Everyone : "Let's get
outta here!" (Runs towards
Highwind)
Emerald Weapon : "Aire
Tam Storm!!!"
Aeris : "Ahhh!!!" (Dies)
Tifa : (Groans) Ill get a
Phoenix Down..."
Back In The Highwind
Cid : "Okay, All we
need to do is get outta here and-
Author : (Laughs and rides
away in the Highwind)
Red XIII : Okay...Time For
Plan B..."
Vincent : "What's Plan
B?"
Red XIII : "You'll
have to find out in the next
episode!!!"
What Is Red XIII Thinking
About Find Out Next Time
On 'Where Did All The Items
Go 2'
Obviously this will be a 2
or 3 episode story so check
by soon for the sequel to
'Where Did All The Items
Go?