NoFX - 13 stitches

The first time I saw the “Descendents”,
they were the fastest band I'd ever seen.
No one in the crowd really cared for them,
we were waiting for the “Alley Cats” to play.
After a couple months, I heard “Kabuki Girl”
on Rooney on the Roq late Sunday Night.
That was enough for me, I hopped the bus
to “Licorice Pizza” and bought my all-time favorite record.

The next time I went to the Whiskey,
It was “D.O.A.” with “Millions Of Dead Cops”.
The latter band played faster than I could believe,
but the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked.
'Cept John Wayne was a Nazi and Joey Shithead was a drunk.
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp
'cause having long hair was a mistake.

The third time I went to the hospital
I needed 13 stitches in my head.
I managed to catch about 6 songs of “Ill Repute”
then some suicidal threw me into a post.
My girlfriend started to cry because we had to leave
before “DRI” played 50 lousy songs.
My bloodstained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
but it sure looked pretty cool after a wash.