NoFX - Anarchy Camp

Got an invitation to go to anarchy camp.
There will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting
all in an evening.
The soundtrack will go multi-platinum.
Barbeque a Boca while the effigies burn.
You may not wanna stay and see
how we take care of a turncoat.
Christiana's kind of far away.
So come along with me,
we can dance and trip and be anarchists.
Gonna get the manual
and put it in the oven till it cooks.
We're gonna take the ashes to the Wassail and we'll take.

Rules of Anarchy Camp: Reckless Abandonment.
Random acts of dumbness will be rewarded.
If you see somebody taking charge
you'll be expected to beat them.
'Cause everyone who's no one will be participating,
no one who is someone will never get to know.
The joys of anarchism, destruction of the system, yeah.

So come along with us,
salad days and nights on the anarchic bus.
Gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nuts
and we're never comin' home.

Underwater basket-weaving,
Math-Amphetamine Symposiums,
African killer spelling bees,
bowling in ice hocking rinks.
Anarchy Camp's never inert (you think we don't know that it's),
not much fun till someone gets hurt.
So we're greasing up the rusty overt ramp.
Time to make some reservations for next years Anarchy Camp.