NoFX - Idiot son of an asshole

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He's not smart, a C student,
and that's after buying his way into school.
Beady eyes and he's kinda dyslexic.
Can he read? No one's really quite sure.
He signs stuff and he executes people -
maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends.
Cocaine and a little drunk driving
doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief.

Idiot son of an asshole,
he's the idiot son of an asshole.
Idiot son of an asshole,
he's the idiot son of an asshole.

Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track,
I'm putting a week back on the shelf.
Suddenly I'm the President of the United States,
but then I woke up and realized I'm still me.

He's too dumb to eat pretzels,
apparently smart enough to fix an election.
Moved boldly into the White House,
but most people voted against him.
He likes naps, he's good at naptime,
A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed.
He may be from Bush decent, he's always gonna be unpresident.

Idiot son of an asshole...

Idiot son of an asshole...
He's our president!