NoFX - She's nubs

It's kind of hard to wear high heels
or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs?
I hope she don't get mad,
I hope she thinks this song is good, not bad,
'cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
no phaligees, no knobbly knees to knock.
She don't need knuckles or hands
to go see punk rock bands.
She's always in the stands, she's nubs.

She can't pick up the phone.
She can't get dressed alone.
She's got no funny bones, she's nubs.
No shoes for feet,
but we sure do think she's neat.
She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.

I asked her if she wanted a drink.
I asked her if she liked Toronto.
I asked her to go out to the bar.
But all she said was “No thanks, no, and no!”

It's time for us to leave
so I grabbed and shook her sleeve.
I told her I'd see her at the next club,
she got into a pack.
Some guy put her on his back.
She said “Good-bye!” and kinda waved her stub.

She's got beautiful eyes
and breast regular size.
But without calves and thighs, she's nubs.
It's hard to give good head,
or get tied to a bed
when all you got's a body and head, she's nubs.

She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs,
she's nubs, she's nubs!
She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs,
she's nubs!

Oh, she may not walk the walk
and she may not like to talk.
But boy, she sure knows how to rock –
she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs!